2010. december 7., kedd

The Frank Sanislow Show

My other favorite TV-channel is one of the semi-official channels of the presently governing party Fidesz (67% of seats in Parliament). Most of the programs is of course boring party propaganda, but there is a show, World Panorama, that compensates for all that. BTW, if you don't know what a Turul bird is, click here.

Pastoral scenes

As previously mentioned , Hungary now is in a Regime of National Cooperation. These three videos are to demonstrate the value of cooperation.


Video 1.
no cooperation, acting alone (failure)





Video 2.
partial cooperation (partial failure)






Video 3.
full cooperation (success)


2010. december 4., szombat

My long lost twin sister

The origin of this pearl is uncertain. The most probable source is MIÉP, the far-right party of the 90's, whose lebensraum has been recently taken over by the more dynamical Jobbik. This of course caused some friction, including István Csurka (MIÉP) habitually accusing Gábor Vona (Jobbik) of being a Sephardic Jew, and very likely the following brainorrhea about Krisztina Morvai (Jobbik):




" Attention!!! The two photos do not depict the same person!!! On the LEFT is Krisztina Morvai, candidate of Jobbik, so far pretending to be pure and Hungarian, on the other side Tzipi Livni, Jewish Foreign Minister. The resemblance is not coincidental!! Krisztina Morvai and her gang, the Jobbik stole the most sacred Hungarian relic, the clear-conscious representation of the Nation. Krisztina Morvai is the twin sister of the Jewish Foreign Minister, and therefore: A JEW!!! DO NOT BELIEVE HER AND HER LACKEYS!!
Jobbik is just a Jewish invention in order to take power over the Country of Virgin Mary!! Don't you find it suspicious that Morvai got a position at one of the best law schools of the country? That she had such a successful career? Only Jews are allowed that!! And don't you find it strange that she married György Baló, a Jewish 'reporter'? If she were not Jewish, how did they get married? A Jew would never marry a Hungarian!! And finally: isn't it strange that out of nowhere she got into the first line of Jobbik?? Krisztina Morvai is the agent of the communist Israelis!! She committed the gravest crime against Hungary, for which she deserves the worst punishment!!"

Mahmoud and I

Gábor Vona, president of Jobbik, talks about his Iranian pals on an election rally early 2010.


The Energizer

One of the few watchable channels in Hungary used to be the Budapest TV (went bankrupt, of course). They featured this guy, a sheer genius. He could send healing energies,





perform orthopedic surgery,





and he was also kind of a techno party animal (see here, here, and here).
I miss him.

2010. szeptember 10., péntek

I will make the left side right




2007 rally of the since unfortunately self-obliviated MIÉP, another far-right party. They used to have a real motley repertoire, including this spooky neo-shaman. She quotes the Sumerian-Akkadian goddess Innin (Ishtar), ‘She (Ishtar) [changes] the right side (male) into the left side (female), she [changes] the left side into the right side, she [turns] a man into a woman, she [turns] a woman into a man, she ador[ns] a man as a woman, she ador[ns] a woman as a man.’

/original video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On9AdQuzSg0 /

2010. szeptember 9., csütörtök

Dear Mr. President

  Archive : Maria Gerozzano, famous Hungarian porn-star greets president Obama on account of his inauguration ceremony...



9/11 : Day of Arab-Hungarian Friendship

Organized by Jobbik, a far-right party in Hungary (16.5% of votes last elections). There will be bazaar, belly dancing, genuine Arabic shawarma, genuine Arabic coffehouse, playhouse for children, opening speech by Gábor Vona, president of Jobbik, another speech by Lóránd Hegedűs, president of HAMASZ (HAzafias MAgyarok SZövetsége, i.e. Federation of Patriotic Hungarians, no kidding) and a lot of fun!



2010. szeptember 5., vasárnap

“LET THERE BE PEACE, LIBERTY AND ACCORD”

 Government decree No.1140/2010. (VII. 2.) orders that the Declaration of National Cooperation should be displayed in public buildings framed, in color, in a size of at least 50x70 cm. 


A recurring problem of Hungarian culture is that due to linguistic constraints, most of our literature is unavailable to the wider humanity. So here comes my rough translation:


“LET THERE BE PEACE, LIBERTY AND ACCORD”


     At the end of the first decade of the 21th century, after fourty-six years of occupation, dictatorship, and the two obscure decades of transition, Hungary regained the ability and the right of self-determination.
    The Hungarian Nation’s struggle for self-determination started in 1956, with a glorious revolution that was put down in blood. The struggle continued with the political pacts of the Regime Change, but finally ended in defencelessness instead of freedom, poverty instead of progression, deep spiritual, political and economic crisis instead of hope, trust and fraternity. The Hungarian Nation regathered its strength on the spring of 2010, and accomplished a successful revolution at the ballot box. The Parliament declares that it recognises and respects this Constitutional Revolution.
     The Parliament declares that the April Elections were the birth of a new social contract, in which the Hungarians decided on founding a new regime, the Regime of National Cooperation. With this historical deed the Hungarian Nation bound the new Parliament and the forming new Government to determinedly and uncompromisingly coordinate the work, with which Hungary will build the Regime of National Cooperation.
     We, members of the Hungarian Parliament declare that the new regime, originating from the democratic will of the people, will be built on the pillars that are essential for prosperity, humane life, and will connect the members of the diverse Hungarian Nation. Work, home, family, health and order will be the pillars of our common future.
    The Regime of National Cooperation will be open for all Hungarians, both in- and outside Hungary. It is both a possibility and a requirement for everyone living or working in Hungary. It is our firm belief that by the unity embodied in the Regime of National Cooperation, we will change the future of Hungary, to make out country strong and successful. This cooperation will liberate immense powers, will entitle every Hungarian to great hopes, regardless of age, sex, religion, political view or geographical location, and after long decades it will give Hungarians the means of self-fulfillment. We will dedicate the coming years of our lives for this goal.

 
Dr. Pál Schmitt 
Chair of Parliament

Mrs Lóránt Hegedűs                                   Dr Richárd Tarnai
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